he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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