I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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