brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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