There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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