Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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