but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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