exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
