ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Randomize
