Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I am mentally ready for anal.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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