Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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