I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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