he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
There's even glitter on my cock...
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