yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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