do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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