their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
