A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
