we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
