when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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