wrigley field is MILF paradise
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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