So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
North Korea, Best Korea!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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