Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You work out of a Hotel?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Sober January is a disaster.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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