As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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