I feel like abortions should bother me more
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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