She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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