your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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