He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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