i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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