I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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