This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
