and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She announced her abortion via fbk
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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