3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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