I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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