How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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