DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize