everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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