Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
