that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You need a sexual gate keeper
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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