Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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