Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
