Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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