What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
This is not my ceiling
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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