jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Congratulations! We have a period
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
