when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
