I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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