I don't think brook has ever known best
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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