I don't usually arrange sex via text message
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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