Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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