Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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