I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
