I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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