We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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