Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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