hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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