I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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