How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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